Sunday, June 5, 2011

Texas Baby Snachers

The indoor pool is semi-dark. There is no natural light, and the artificial lights are high overhead and underpowered. There are lights in the pool as well, it feels as though I'm swimming at night. The blue tint is relaxing and people are conversing in soft mummers. There are a lot of people in the pool area but it doesn't feel crowded.

I feel terrible, I'm forgetting to do something here in Texas. I'm somehow letting everyone at the pool down, all of Texas maybe. I swim to the edge and hastily pull myself out of the pool. I don't bother drying off or changing and walk out to my car.

The sun is too bright as I exit the gym. I'm driving back to Michigan, all in one go, no stopping for anything. The temperature is fine in my car but it should be too hot, even with the windows down. I drive out of Texas, through Oklahoma, and into Missouri. I've been driving six hours without stopping, even for gas. Halfway through Missouri I realize that I left my phone back at the Texas gym. I turn around and drive back to the gym. I don't stop for gas on the way back, and the sun is still high in the sky even though I've been driving for over 12 hours.

Everyone is still at the pool. A couple of my friends are happy to see me, others greet me with disgust, they tell me I should have stayed gone. I ignore my critics and try to relax in the pool. It's L-shaped and it's deep everywhere, over 7 feet at it's shallowest. Two girls my age are trying to kick off one side of the L and coast to the other side of the L without surfacing. They come very close to accomplishing their goal, and I decide to give it a shot.

I take a deep breath, push myself down as far as I can and push off. I easily make the other wall, and turn around underwater and kick off again. It's exhilarating and I perform the exercise multiple times. Relishing the burn in my lungs and how my leg muscles coil and release energy. The sensation in my thighs is particularity odd, and I figure it's why I can cross the distance so easily.

After exhausting my legs, I aimlessly float around the pool. My phone rings so I hope out of the pool, towel off and answer my phone. My father is calling. One of our family friends had their youngest child kidnapped while on a walk to Dairy Queen. As we are both detectives we decide to fly out to their Texas ranch and find their missing baby.

The family meets us at the airport, the mother and father are crying, their baby daughter has been kidnapped, or so they think, by their next door neighbors. Both families have over five children and dad remarks that they could do with one less kid, but it does not placate the distraught couple. I remind him that they are family friends and that detectives love a good mystery.

We drive over to their neighbors house and kids are running around everywhere. It is mayhem at this rundown two-story farmhouse. The porch is grey and dilapidated but has several antique gasoline pumps. My father inquires where, where the pumps were acquired and if any of them are for sale. Sadly none are for sale but we're invited to inspect them. As we peruse the outside of each pump we talk with the neighbors. They are nice, genuine people, and we're all getting along famously. I'm hoping that they didn't kidnap our friends daughter, but I'm keeping my eyes peeled. I notice that one of the skins on the middle pump are ajar. My father being a consummate collector values the pump mechanism inside each unit, as complete pumps fetch more at auctions. I open the pump and discover it's covered in cobwebs. While not unusual to find animal dwellings inside these old pumps these webs are unnaturally thick and almost completely cover the pump's innards.

I notice the web shutter, something has been caught in this monstrous web, some poor animal has fallen into the web. Then we heard the crying. The baby was caught in the web!! We all clawed at the web, trying to free the child, but the preternatural web would not yield. Not only was the baby caught in the web it was also encased in a small jeweled sarcophagus. A small rubber mallet has proven useful in a variety of situations so my father always brings it with him on investigations. He hammered from the bottom and I pulled from the top and after five minutes of working the sarcophagus we finally wrenched it free. Somehow the baby was fine, whatever beast wove the web was nowhere to be found, so we all shared in the merriment of the moment.

I had to be going though, I was needed at the soccer tryouts in England. I flew to Manchester and suited up for tryouts as a goalie for Man U. The fist part of the tryouts were similar to the end stages for Legends of the Hidden Temple. There was an obstacle course with random pieces of a bicycle were scattered and needed to be assembled before moving on to the next challenges. Tryouts groups consisted of teams of five, a goalie, two defenders, and two forwards. My team completed out bicycle and I moved on to goalie qualifying. The forwards had to dribble the ball down a hillside slalom course before shooting on me. I dove to stop the first shot.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Lost Rock Band

The tropical sun beats down on our bare skin, the tatters of clothing barely cling to our bodies and leave little to the imagination. I can feel my skin getting burned, I won't last long on this unforgiving island. If the sun doesn't cook us alive the minotaur will make quick work of the five of us. Luckily night approaches as we make our way inland, one of the girls twists her ankle on the rocky terrain. The beautiful red sandstone crumbles often under our weight, even more so now that we're carrying Amy. The stars start to show when we find a sunken circular pit. The steep sides are unnavigable but the pit is full of many large boulders that provide access. In the middle of the pit, all the Rock Band instruments are set up on a especially large and flat boulder. There is no TV, or video game counsel, and all the wires from the instruments lead into the boulder. We have to leave Amy at the cliffs edge to explore the pit, she helps guild us toward the center. We reach the middle as the sun disappears, and only twilight remains. Our other female companion takes lead vocals, I play lead guitar and the other two guys play drum and bass. I feel out of place, being the only overweight person in an otherwise fit, and attractive band. We proceed to play three or four epic rock songs that I've never heard. If I were a musician I feel like I could have captured these songs and then shared them with the world, but alas they are lost in my dream state. As we finish the last song the rock we've been playing on begins glowing and starts shaking. We frantically scramble out of the pit with Amy screaming directions at us from the pit's edge. The rocks shift, rearrange, disappear under the earth, new rocks are forced up, and the minotaur is on his way. We can hear him crashing through the tropical forest just east of us. We dash south, back to the beaches, Steve carrying Amy. Even though the island has shifted we have to find the pit again, avoid the minotaur, and play the Rock Band instruments, otherwise the island will be destroyed.
It's warm, the stars dominate the sky, the ocean is just loud enough to say hello, we sleep on red rocks.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Silent Hill Soccer

Wandering through a dilapidated hospital with a small group of friends. We all had different weapons, myself wielding a handgun. A sense of urgency, and hyper awareness on the cusp of panic coursed through the group. My heart hurt in my chest it was beating so fast. Having survived the horrors of the previous night, made anticipating the next ones that much worse. Stumbling from room to room, finding nothing but abandoned hospital equipment, corpses, and dead monsters, the tension built, always waiting for the other boot to fall, but it never came.

We found our way outside, and saw a huge structure looming in the distance. The twilight giving away the building's profile against the darkening sky. Being outside calms the group, and we all take a moment to catch our breath. The street lamps come on, sodium buzzing in our ears and illuminating the disrepair on a two-lane highway. Scattering to navigate the large pot-holes and uneven surfaces, we resemble a search party more than a survival group. The structure grows faster than I anticipated and soon we discover that the structure is a football stadium.

Cautiously walking past the broken wrought-iron gate, we enter the crumbling stadium. The field is brown and moss covered, but still level and the two soccer goals still have the majority of their tattered nets. The field is soft and spongy, and the seats are inaccessible as they are raised at least 12 feet above the field. While I notice no lights the open air stadium seems too bright for what is now night. Even the full moon cannot explain the full illumination. Two teams come out from the locker room. The University of Michigan men's soccer team and some other nameless university. Fans appear in the stands but attendance is low and the stands appear largely empty. The teams have changed into Hockey jerseys with the nameless U in Detroit Red Wing jerseys and Michigan is some other pro hockey jersey, the same brown green colors found on the field. Nameless U scores in the first minute of play. I'm torn between cheering for the Wings jersey and cheering for my alma mater. Making up my mind, I cheer for Michigan as they streak down the field and almost score.

Our group decides that we need to get off of the sidelines and into the stands. We exit through the tunnel with the broken gate and are walking around the stadium's perimeter. The night is warm and the moon is beautiful.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Lost

I'm on an island. My world view is how Pokemon Black looks. The 2.5D environment is hard to navigate and I often find myself tilting my vision into awkward angles and being unable to recognize anything. I need to travel on a light rail system to reach my destination, but a centipede the exact size of the rail-cars is preventing anyone from riding the tram. I know that electricity will either slay the beast or at least cause it to vacate the rail system. Eventually I train a Pikachu to zap the beast, there is a small celebratory animation and I get on the train.

When I exit the tram my perspective changes and now I'm a character on LOST. My main objective is to keep a record of everyone's back story. Obviously the back stories are all connected in some way and I have to find all the connections to make sure everyone belongs on the island. The stories get more and more convoluted in order to connect to everyone. I eventually give up and go sunbathing. I'm confused why this tropical island, which should be a living hell of bugs, sand, malnutrition, and dirty ripped up cloths is actually similar to a beach resort. The thought quickly escapes my mind and I enjoy the hot tropical sun.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Apocalypse

Our small group of survivors stumble across an untouched board game store. We hurry in and set up defenses. Against the bugs it would be useless but it will keep any human adversaries at bay. There is a commercial soda-pop refrigerator stocked with energy drinks, water, and some "potions" marketed toward the D&D crowd. The counter also has some junk food and snack materials. Our group consists of four guys and three women. Aaron thinks himself as leader of the group, but Mike and I both know that Mike is the real leader. To keep our mind off the bugs we decide to do some role playing. Luckily we all love role-playing games, and the shop has role-playing dice tubes. The dice tubes are stocked with all the dice needed to play the brand new RPG, Aliens vs. Humans. Each tubes contain all the dice needed for one new player, in fact to find initial stats one just has to dump out the tube. The dungeon master, or rule sheet-- one contained within each tube-- will inform the player of their base stats. Unlike most table top RPGs rolling low is good on initial stats, as it's subtracted from a predetermined number, so "1" is the most favorable roll.

Mike takes a few tubes down and gives one to Aaron and I. Aaron opens and rolls poorly, only one "1" out of seven dice, and an "11" on his d-12 and a "7" on his d-8 and a "4" on his d-4. I roll much better with my tube, I max four stats including my d-20. Mike is going to act as DM and the others are preparing an inside camp and dividing rations. Having already prepared the fortifications Aaron, Mike, and I are taking a break. As the de facto leaders of this rag tag bunch, this game carriers an unspoken but indisputable sole leadership roll as reward for winning. Aaron and I will be playing as the humans, and Mike, as the dungeon master, will be playing as the Aliens. While Aaron and I are working together to beat the bugs, we are also competing against each other for limited resources and weapons. Any of the players may win at this game, while the DM has some advantage in controlling an incredibly hostile and powerful bug army, the humans can use teamwork to set traps and ambushes. However, the humans also have to worry about each other, if the bugs are successfully defeated, the remaining human players fight for supremacy. All the while the radioactive environment is enervating the humans. Winning against the bugs is hard, but if no post-bug/radiation-survival scenarios are planned for, the other humans will wipe that player out, but if everyone is planning for post-bug/radiation survival scenarios then the bugs win easily. Juggling all the elements requires delicate balance, even if the bugs are wiped out, the humans can succumb to radiation and each other. In that case, the bugs win as surely this is just the first wave of invaders; the game tries to closely resemble the actual state of the world.

The Aliens, soon to be called "bugs", bombed the Earth before they landed, while picking large metropolitan areas for their nuclear bombs, many cities remained untouched. New York, Paris, Tokyo, and Chicago were all spared. The Americas were hit the hardest, while most of Europe went almost unscathed. Oddest to humans is that vast areas of wilderness we also targeted, many of the US national parks were destroyed, later when we were low on basic resources did we discover that the parks would have provided essential natural resources. The radiation didn't seem to affect the giant blue beetle-esque bugs, their ships landed close to all of the scorched earth. North America was completely overrun. How our small group made it over to Europe was a complete mystery, as was the condition of this game shop.

Governments mostly fell apart, some we're reforming and trying to organize people, but mostly people were scared and trying to survive, even if that meant killing other people for food and water. There was some talk of sending Old-Soviet ICBMs over to America. The radiation wouldn't do anything to the bugs but the atomic blast should still prove to be deadly.

The game is dragging on, I'm trying to let Mike win, but I don't want it to be obvious, and letting the bugs win, even in a game is distasteful to me. Aaron is a good leader and when we are working together we seem to be unstoppable, but we never cooperate long enough to make a lasting impact. Mike, I sense, also finds it unpleasant letting the bugs win, even at his command, so the game enters a monotonous stalemate.

Now I'm a filthy blue bug. We've learned of the plan to bomb the Americas, it will happen shortly, the missiles may already be on their way. We are scrambling to burrow underground. Our huge, house sized bodies burrow with some ease but we are so numerous and densely congregated it's hard to find enough space underground. We enter an existing cave, then burrow out space for more. America is becoming our protective blanket as we burrow, shove, burrow, shove. I'm sandwiched in between two disgusting bugs. I cannot burrow, somehow we've managed to become a single file line of bugs all shoving the first bug to burrow further, which it somehow manages to do, in bug sized chunks at regular intervals. Now we are all aware of a large underground cavern coming up, we can all fit inside if we can just reach it. The missiles are very close, the female bug in front of me is worried and crying. I assure her we'll make it to the cave in time, that most of our fellow bugs must be underground by now. She's not so sure, we have the cave and a champion burrower. We tumble into the cavern as the missiles hit.

Months later I'm human again and my group has made it to LA. LA and some of the west coast were untouched by bombs from both humans and aliens. The bugs settled the west coast extensively, but now pockets of human resistance, reinforced with returning Americans and new European allies were reclaiming small parts of cities and some of their surrounding areas. Every human is now armed and has the primary focus of exterminating the bugs. Our ragtag bunch had turned into an elite group of four. We worked in teams of two, both male-female mixes. I am specialized in reconnaissance and my partner provides the muscle for our team.

High up in the sky scrapers of LA I'm guiding her actions. She dresses in shiny red leather so she may be seen at a distance. The bugs, apparently color blind, don't notice her as well. She's blond, wields a battle sledgehammer, an uzi, and a backpack full of grenades. The uzi is mostly useless, unless she runs into some unfriendly humans. Like spider-man she swings from building to building, unlike spider-man all the cables have been installed by the human resistance. To harm the bugs at all a person must swing onto the back of the bug and hammer a grenade into one of the bugs joints where their protective armor doesn't quite overlap. There is also a gap by the neck, it's the only sure way to kill a bug, as even their heads are armored, rockets sometimes do the trick but neck grenades always do their job. I'm also swinging from building to building, only higher up. I try to stay close. Swing, hammer, swing, EXPLODE! Bug down. We mange to kill four bugs on this outing, each one a fountain of red and blue chunks. My red leather companion stands on the bridge between two skyscrapers, the noon sun shining down, sky extra blue, and her blond hair blowing in the wind. It's like a comic book hero just saved the day.

Australia

The sun is warm and undermines the feeling of conflict. The Australian coast seems more porous than it should be, the river delta immediately outlets into a vast archipelago. It is impossible to tell where the delta ends and the archipelago begins. The current is slow and inviting in all the waterways. The swaths of land in the delta are dotted with old western style wood buildings, some are even on the larger islands in the archipelago. The locals are primitive but have developed gondolas to travel between the land masses and islands. Not everyone uses the gondolas and many prefer to swim across the narrow channels instead.

I'm visiting during a local holiday. As a tribute to their hardy ancestors in honor them for being the fit enough to pass on their genes to the current population, water balloons and rocks are thrown in a giant citywide dodge ball like activity. The rocks thrown are usually small and thrown slowly, more quickly between friends. Water balloons are plentiful and rain down on everyone. Even villagers on their primitive gondolas are not safe from the bombardment. Finally figuring out the motives behind the chaos of the day make me more at ease but there is still the tension of conflict and danger in the air. I worry about the stones as some are thrown with little care to where they land, not getting hit by random missiles is good luck and shows fitness to pass on genes. There is even a mostly water balloon gauntlet and upon completion without getting hit yields high honor and sometimes marks the ascension into manhood.

I cautiously make my way from island to island, savoring the warm tropical air and lush green vegetation when I find myself alone and away from the celebrations. I have no official business today so I'm just visiting friends. I'm almost dancing through the streets, dodging balloons and the occasional rock, picking up pre-filled balloons and throwing them at particularly energetic revelers. Enthusiastic youths find my participation amusing, not only am I an outsider, but my active involvement is somewhat unusual for adults. Adults mainly stay out of the unpaved roads and throw balloons from the relative safety of the wooden boardwalks that line the muddy avenues. The boardwalks act as de facto safe zones, but even the most absent minded adults are weary when passing by small ancestor day skirmishes.

I'm soaked when I arrive at my first friends house. We have a great conversation about something, and I'm off again. I choose to swim between sandbars as I'm already wet. I visit three other friends with greater success at dodging projectiles and even earn some respect from a group of boys that tried to ambush me. I was lucky mostly and only had a small rock hit me in the chest, I scored two hits with water balloons.

Feeling confident, I lazily floated out to an island closer to the ocean. Enjoying the sun, the sense of danger finally passed. As I was getting out of the water I looked up and -- POW!-- squarely got hit in the face with a large rock. My had flew up to my mouth just in time to catch my front four teeth. They looked strangely white in the small red pool in my hand. I noticed that behind my front two teeth there was another pair of small teeth, as if I had a second row of teeth and the rock had knocked out the front four on my top row and then two more from my top second row. I tongued the gap in my teeth, tasting blood, but not finding my second row of teeth. The kids who knocked them out ran up and grabbed them from my hand. Souvenirs!! I plead with them that I need them back. I offer to buy them with the coins in my pocket. The girl sells me my tooth back, but I have to use mild force and the rest of my coins to obtain the one from the boy. I'm not mad, but am panicking about my teeth. The blood won't stop.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Triple play

Danger is in the air, everybody is trying to escape something. Our small fishing community is threatened by an unknown menace. Running up and down the coast with cheetah like speed, the morning light is beautiful and foreboding. I still don't know what I should be doing, but I've met up with two other survivors. All of us are strong swimmers; we take to the water. We swim until the afternoon sun shines down on us and we're finally getting tired.

The salty sea air calms me, and I feel safe. Just as I close my eyes my companions shout. There is a small fishing boat makes it's over to us. It's towing a even smaller orange life raft. Hope floods through us the moment we see survivors on the boat, and turns into confidence when we see the pillar of our community captaining the tiny flotilla. While the boat and life raft are full, the captain throws out another self-inflating life raft with a line attached to it. I quickly tie it to the fishing boat. We can't get onto the raft, our arms like jelly after swimming for so long. Our captain navigates the trawler towards the closest known sandbar to aid us in our boarding.

The sandbar is very close to the coast and when I stand up, the setting sun casts long shadows across the doomed land. A women from the trawler jumps onto the sand bar to help us. Unfortunately, the tide is going out and the tied together flotilla is pulled away from us. The woman and I are holding onto the trawler with everything we've got. No one seems to be aware of our struggle, but we manage to keep the trawler adjacent to the sandbar. My traveling companions barely manage to claw their way onto the raft and pass out almost immediately once on it. After hours of fighting the tide, it finally changes directions. Exhausted, the woman and I are forced to be content staying in the water, unable to muster the strength to pull ourselves onto the raft. We lock arms with the raft and each other to make sure that neither of us float away in the moonlight.

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Searching for something in the woods by my house is yielding no results. I check under our extensive elevated deck. Built on a hillside I could probably get a better look at the woods from the second story south facing bedrooms. The snow is missing.

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Friendship montage. Carol and I are talking about the past over the phone. Mostly we're reading each others blogs. We speculate on how different our lives would be if our romantic lives had been different. Alternate Universe montage, scenes of our alternate lovers flash through many domestic situations. How different our lives could have been be, so many different paths they could have taken, but only one path is reality. Friendship montage. Reading blogs, and emails, proof of our current reality, surely text wouldn't change if everything else did. We reassure each other that the alternate universe montage was a shared hallucination, even if it felt like we lived each of our different paths.